Rant #3: Move Along Friday and EFF Lafayette

November 18, 2011

It really grinds my gears that the minutes move by so effing slowly on friday.  Everyone walks around saying, “Thank God it’s Friday!” or “The weekend is almost here!”  Well it is not the weekend yet, people. 

I hate that I sit at my desk and think, “An hour MUST have passed.”  No, it’s been 3 minutes.  It’s almost the weekend.  BLAH BLAH.  Can some on tell that to the clock?  I’ve been at work for at least 10 hours, and it isn’t even noon yet.  Seriously, WTF?  (To all my friends in firm life, this is hyperbole, not truth – if I was still at the firm, it could actually be true.)

Because it is Friday, and I will not be ranting over the weekend, here is my weekend rant:

Lafayette – YOU SUCK.  People who went to Lafayette are simply people who Lehigh rejected.  You are like the red-headed step child of the PA schools.  Thank God tailgates are at Lehigh this year, because I couldn’t stand two years in a row in that mud pit you call tailgates.  Grow a pair, learn how to party.  And seriously, who cares about the football game– this weekend is just a time to remind you that Lehigh kids win at life.