Rant #32: The News

February 10, 2012

I am really tired of reading about a few topics in the news.  Please stop printing anything re the below.

-I don’t want to hear anything else from homophobic people about gay people.  Everyone should have the same rights.  And, who could ever hate on Ellen?  Seriously?  To one million moms – if you let your kids watch Finding Nemo, read Where the Wild Things Are, or listen to Adam Lambert, why do you care about JC Penny?

-Shut up, Gisele.

-I don’t care about the Catholic Church and Birth Control.  This just isn’t a news worthy matter.  We all get it, the Church doesn’t like birth control… How about, choose not to use it and move on?

-Yeah, it’s winter, it might snow.

-All reality “stars” are crackheads that are going to run through all their money.  Time to get over it.

-No more award shows, I just can’t take it.

-Newty-petooty, please just give up.


Rant #26: Crime TV, Thanks for Making Me Paranoid.

January 20, 2012

OMG – There is a man working outside the window of my building and it scared the bejesus out of me.  I am on the 10th floor, and there is a rather large ledge outside my window.  But, I was just messing around on the internet, as per usual, and there he was, just peeking in the window.

It wasn’t like he was being creepy or anything.  He certainly isn’t going to tell my boss that I was not doing work.  But, Holy Shnikes. To see a random man outside my window checking out the building, made me leap out of my seat.  I don’t even know if he can see inside.  But, there was that split second that all the “Criminal Minds” and “Law and Order” episodes came rushing into my head, and I thought, “My God, I am either going to die, or now this dude is going to stalk me and then I am going to die.”

Thanks crime tv – I am now paranoid about construction workers.